Today is the beginning of a new experience for me, something I never dreamed existed, let alone, thought I would need. This morning, I am going diving, the first of 30 dives I must make.
Diving?
Yes, like scuba diving except that I am not going to get wet. I’m diving in a hyberbaric chamber. Yes, that tank they put people in who have the bends. I’m going to undergo something called hyberbaric oxygen therapy or HBOT. The idea is to breathe pure oxygen under pressure. For me, that will be at 2 atmospheres, the equivalent of diving to a depth of about 33 feet. HBOT increases blood oxygenation and promotes capillary growth. You can read more about it, if you want to, at my HBOT clinic’s website.
The chamber itself is not pressurized with 100% oxygen (that’s what killed the astronauts of Apollo 1) but uses ambient air. To get the oxygen therapy, I’m going to have to wear a helmet that looks like the ones the aliens wear in The Simpsons.

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No, I’m not doing this for the fun of it - it’s in anticipation of surgery I’m having later this month. There are couple of things you need to know about this. One, there are no electronic devices allowed in the chamber - so no MP3, Walkman or computers. No books, magazines or printed materials are allowed in the chamber - inks release toxins under pressure. No mechanical devices, like puzzles, pens or pencils and no note pads. Oh, and as you might guess, there are no toilets inside the chamber, either! (Don’t ask to borrow my water bottle when I come out, if you get my drift, but give me a call next time urine town.)
I have two dives scheduled today - a couple of hours each while I’m locked inside a little tank. I don’t think I can locate a Tupperware small enough to contain my enthusiasm, but this must be done. I’ll let you know how it goes.
UPDATE!
Well, I’m out of the chamber after number 1, only 29 more to go. I squirted out of that tank like toothpaste when you accidentally step on the tube.
I had a little anxiety attack when the door slammed shut the first time and I made them let me out for a minute to compose myself. The tech, Dave, is a great guy (we’re contemporaries, too, so that helps) and he helped talk me back down. In fact, I think Dave is a little more to this place than a techie. I’ll let you know.
It wasn’t really claustrophobia of being in the tank, it was that gosh darned helmet. It isn’t really a helmet as much as it’s a big plastic bag with rim that seals like a Tupperware. It was reminiscent of the mask I had to wear for radiation and you don’t want to know about that.
The helmet filled up with oxygen and my head started to float away like a hot air balloon - but once the pressure started to come up in the chamber, it balanced out. It’s really not much different from flying in a pressurized airplane except there’s no movies, no music, no guy in the seat next to me to annoy and no flight attendent offering a bag of peanuts and a beer. And, it gets awfully warm and humid in that helmet. (I’m hot stuff, ya know.)
The chamber is what I told you it is, a tank, it’s a little like being inside an air compressor except it has windows. It’s larger than I anticipated, I would guess that it’s 7 feet long and 42″ in diameter. I was able to sit up in it, except there’s no lumbar support so my back hurts now. Anyway, it’s bigger than a garbage can. The biggest thing for me is being incommunicado for two hours.
I’m trying to decide if I’m uncomfortable right now or not. I do know that I could use a nap.
Oh, yes…I took a book in with me. Diane Setterfield’s The Thirteenth Tale. Apparently, it’s okay to have a book along - that really, really helps.
UPDATE TOO!
UPDATE: The second dive was much better than the first one.
First of all, I went to the Lands’ End Inlet and found a nice, light jersey knit t-shirt and a pair of light, all cotton pants. That alone made a big difference, because the first dive was very warm.
Dave had an ice pack prepared for me, and that made a big difference, too.
Just the same, for some reason, the last twenty minutes seemed like twenty hours.
Some observations on the day…
The sound of oxygen flow gets very old very fast. The only feeling of high pressure comes when going up to pressure or coming back down to normal pressure, because, like in an airplane, ears pop. Going up to pressure, my water bottle begins to collapse. On the way back down, he bottle hisses when the cap is opened. Otherwise, at pressure, the only thing I noticed was the hiss of the oxygen flow into my helmet, the hiss of ambient air flowing into the chamber and the sound of the pump, just outside the chamber, that provides the pressure.
I got a lot of reading done today, but it’s a challenge to do so. The helmet fills up with oxygen and warm breath, so it acts like a hot air balloon and wants to float around. So, I have to hold it in place if I want to read.
That’s my first day was like. I suspect it can only get better with each dive.